Unquality blogging

jellogram:

bearthateatspeople:

nonenosome2:

jellogram:

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like “Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???” because they’re full of idiots. You’ve got thousands of people who’ve never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don’t see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don’t go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

That’s exactly what someone trying to hide what’s really happening in the National Forests would say. 🤔

No no the parks and forests are safe very safe

I’m not sure I really trust your motives here, bearthateatspeople

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cryptotheism:

mpdqueer:

cryptotheism:

In ancient times, the dead were often buried with coins in their mouths. This is because many ancient cultures believed the dead were a bunch of assholes, and thought it was funny to make them eat coins.

this has the same energy as the paper i marked where the thesis was “aztecs had a complex market economy because people love to shop”

People do love to shop…

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seananmcguire:

cinemapix:

BARBIE (2023)
dir. Greta Gerwig

I was talking to my agent about being stuck on an airport runway for way too long.

And she, knowing that I cannot write in a coach seat (no room for a laptop + my tits, and my tits cannot be stowed in an overhead compartment) responded with:

“Your job is Plane now.”

computerexploder:

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buffysummers:

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

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